Jacobs Chat

I think I’m turning Japaneses….I don’t THINK so!

Alright well because I am pretty close to the modern description of a geek/dork/nerd/greek god. I also do have a bit a of a taste for the technically insane on occasion so I inevitably have thought it would be cool one day to visit Japan. My only reservations for doing as such were:

Time and Money

Language barrier

Having my eyes melted by giant hornets (see: Japanese Giant Hornet)

However now I have to add another to the list…..FUCKING STARVING TO DEATH FROM FEAR: IF YOU ARE EATING OR PLAN ON EATING AGAIN DON’T CLICK THIS

A list of the most horrifying restaurants in the world RIGHT NOW. Granted not all are in Japan but they obviously dominate the damn list (Isn’t Cracked just a wonderful bastion of information?).

Forget the impending robot attack that inevitably will destroy us making Japan the world dominant. Did you READ the last one yet? Go ahead….I’ll wait…………….

You done? Good, share the pain with me. Assuming you haven’t clawed your eyes out yet and can still read this I gotta say I think its only a hop skip and a jump into TERROR away from the terrible plot that is Hostel, except you know….it’s real…..and for some reason legal….and you don’t have some retarded foreign animal going “I’m the king of the swing!” while you plow it………excuse me.

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